Petition seeks an Apple Watch for Cookie Monster

Poor Cookie Monster. He's the star of a well-received Apple ad, then follows up with a "behind-the-scenes" video in which he's shown during the grueling filming sessions for the ad. At one point, Cookie Monster glances at his wrist, only to intone "Me no have watch". Well, that's got to change, and that's why someone has started a petition to have Apple buy Cookie Monster an Apple Watch.

Yes, this is important. Cookie Monster MUST have an Apple Watch for his next appearance as an Apple spokescreature. Won't you help? Only 87 more people are needed to make this thing happen!