Retro iPhone 6s / 6s Plus both classy and pricy

Does anyone have $1,699 they can lend me? If so, I'm going to run right out and spend it on a frivolous purchase, but one that's incredibly cool. The ColorWare iPhone 6s Retro ($1,599) and iPhone 6s Plus Retro ($1,699) harken back to the days of the beige case and color logo of the Apple IIe.

These are a limited edition run; ColorWare is making only 25 of each and they'll be individually numbered. These aren't just cases; ColorWare actually works on the exterior of each device, making something that's not only functional but a work of art.

I think if I were Steve Wozniak, I'd have one of these already. The phones ship in about 3 to 4 weeks and would make a perfect Christmas gift for your favorite tech blogger...